they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
