Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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