i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Verdict: uncircumcised.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize