Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I CAN MOONWALK!
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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