too bad you live with your parents still
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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