I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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