C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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