Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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