god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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