barbara walters just said penis...
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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