only if we run a train.
done.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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