Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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