This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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