drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this