Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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