I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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