so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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