Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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I AM VODKA MAN
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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