yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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