sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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