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Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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