Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Terrible idea I love it
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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