mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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