He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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