i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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