she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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