So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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