My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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