I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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