Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
what day is it and did you see me today?
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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