Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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