Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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