Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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