Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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