Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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