why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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