we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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