out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
i believe in u and ur pee
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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