I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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