i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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