Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
The uberlube is also flammable
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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