I just made out with a guy for $7.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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