matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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