well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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