so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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