Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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