I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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