yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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