I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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