i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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