This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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