Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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