does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i out mim tonsoeep
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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